These two girls are amazing. Cannot stop listening to them.
Story of my life.
louis ck ( on gay marriage ; shameless )
My flatmate is a genius and a beautiful creature. I leave her alone with my phone for two seconds and she does nothing…she really is the best <3
Watching my roommate sleep :) she’s so cute
My favourite place in the world.
From now on we’ll be using code names, you can address me as “Eagle 1”
(via itsjustemptywords)
(via d-khaleesi)
In Case You Missed It of the Day: President Obama may have killed it at Saturday’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, but did you see Jimmy Kimmel?
On Mitt Romney:
“You can’t have a beer with him, because he doesn’t drink. You can’t have a cup of coffee with him, because he can’t have caffeine. You can’t even play Monopoly with him because he keeps trying to put the dog on the car.”
[vvv]
